The only thing that all men are vain about.
Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
Source: anonymous, Nov 8, 2003
Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill
My friend Garrett lacks a penis.
what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
none
the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...
1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!
the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.
in daily life example
Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.
Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.
A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".
I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.
The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis. Source: hanes, Dur, May 20, 2005 a great thing for getting milk out of.
NOT A COW!
guy1: i want some milk.
guy2; from a cow?
guy1: NO! from a cock
Male sexual organ in which some people are thought to have, but don't.
Brian Ferry has no penis, so he smokes crack to make himself feel better.
David Torok has no penis, which is why he and his groupies constantly talk about them to make him and others feel like he must have one. He is also gay.
A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.
J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.
the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.
i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.
1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.
Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.
2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition. Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
the best part of a boy's body used for sexual enjoyment next to his feet. I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.
a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.
the strongest muscle in the human body.
my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.
For some people it as known as a baby corn. This is usually a result of an unusually high ammount of drug use, and or smoking.
Wanna suck on my big one? *Secretly knows it is only two inches*
hot male sex organs that have hot erections and penetrate vaginals
Source: slut, Oct 1, 2003 soemthing on your head
dickhead
The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
Source: Jilwan, Cali, Jun 20, 2005 The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.
Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.
An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.
If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.
Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.
My penis just juiced itself up!!!
come from the lower part of the males body
your a penis face man
the stick that hangs between mens leg's
look at ur penis its huge
A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.
Penises: they're fun to suck!
1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.
2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.
1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.
2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.
A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.
Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.
The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.
I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time!
An abbreviation of Jon P(enis), a guy on the TricksTutorials forum who loves to be loved and gets angry with people who are funny (Lobo, Hakko, Swift etc) because people start to like them and detract the attention from him. He often copies the fag who runs the site in a desperate and pathetic cry for acceptance. See asskisser, faggot, queer, loser.
Jujimufu: Creatine is HARDCORE!!! Creatine has helped me so much yet I still look like shit even though I've been lifting weights for years!! And my tricking abilities are sub-par because I spend all my time hanging out with my grandma in the ghetto.
Jon P: yea lolrofl man , creatine is HARCORE LMAOAKHGFHASGDJH!!!111 i love this site!!! i want people to like me so i copy everything they do and agree with everything they say!1!!121SADH
Lobo: Man penis, you're so gay max.
Poboom: I concur.
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass. whiteazz fuck me chase fuck me!!!!! stick ur enormous cock in my pussy!!! oooOOOOO it feels soooo fucking good!!!! go harder and faster!!!! faster!!!!!!! ooOOOooOOOOO dont stop!!!! ride me ooo ride me!!! im moaning like never before!!!!!! ooo shit!! fuck me harder!!!!!!!
an invitation for chase to come fuck me
Source: bryn, Dec 20, 2003 a pogo stick beating micheal jackson and the pope
Ok, its long, hard, has a big head, and gets bigger everyone and a while. Plus he throws up a lot, especially into girls mouths.
My penis is aroused
Man's best friend
'My penis and I went out for dinner last night'
twin tower without the south tower
something that goes into tim wu's harry vagina
what makes a male a male
You`re only a man if you got a penis.
(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure
His penis is soooo long!
a thing to put in the garage
jonny went to school and put the limo in the garage of his 90 year old teacher
The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.
my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.
somthing a man(someone with balls)uses to take a piss with!
My penis is GIANT!
some thing jason pham dont have
omg jason....u dont have a penis
that lollipop i love to suck on
my name is sophie and im a whore i love to give head to other girlz boyfriends, penis's are the best type of lollipops! tehe
huge erect system that loves the twatt
big and nasty kunt
C===3
looks a bit like that
if u have a stick insect willy :D :D
and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.
Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!
Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions
A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
Source: Cock, Aug 29, 2003 a 7 inch long protrusion from my inner thigh
Damn i got a big ass Penis!!!
some thing that has a mind of its own
My penis has a mind of its own
long thick and hard tool used to give chicks pleasure
my boyfriend
Source: dik, Aug 19, 2003 that thing i please various women with
"i please many women last night with my penis"
Source: jesus, Aug 17, 2003 Something that likes gettin sucked on
Linda sucked alex is dick and made him cum all over her new shirt... she giggled
purple headed yogart flinger
King kahuna
Im gay, so im gonna go suck a king kahuna.
Something that has many names used to seduce your woman. Examples include: throbbing pole, love meat, and Weapon of Mass Insertion. Go for it bro.
"Yo baby George Bush wants to bomb me cause I possess a Weapon of Mass Insertion. Suck it."
Source: t.ho, Jun 27, 2003 a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '
Source: anonymous, Jun 20, 2003
The reproductive organ of a male and female transsexual. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be long, short, thin, fat, etc.
I am going to have sexual intercourse with you by sticking my large penis into your tight vagina. When we are done, I will place it onto your tongue and you will massage it with your mouth.
Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis. Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.
Source: yup, Jun 17, 2003 mike has no penis
Source: Linz, Jun 16, 2003 somthing that you use for a wepon agenst girls when they get frisky.
quick yank out yer penis theres a girl coming!
Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer
Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina
A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.
"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."
a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.
damnnn that penis' friction felt good
Joe M's huge cock.
Joe m has a huge cock!
Source: ajson, May 28, 2003 The male sex organ
"Ben Greene has a seven inch penis"
Source: RPang, May 28, 2003 A long thing sticking out of my butt
My penis is poopy
Source: Jacke, May 27, 2003 what julia has
see above
Source: kwang, May 21, 2003 very nice dangly thing that has a hole in it
cant explain since its so nice
something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you
Source: yeah, May 15, 2003
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